I
love military science fiction, but the truth is, you could probably read all of
the really good examples of the genre in a year or so, and exhaust all of the
movies in an explosion-filled long weekend. So, to keep experiencing the genre,
I am forced to look to lesser works, in the dwindling hope of finding a lost
treasure. Here are two examples of lesser
works that I have recently experienced.
Live. Die. Repeat
This
Tom Cruise movie did so bad at theatres, that when they released it on DVD they
changed the title from Edge of Tomorrow
to the original tag line, Live. Die.
Repeat. Secretly, I was hoping that the lack of success of this movie was
mainly a reaction of the last Tom Cruise sci-fi ‘blockbuster’, Oblivion, which
was truly a piece of space poo. Well, this movie was better than that one, but
not by a lot.
The
plot is basically Groundhog Day meets alien invaders. While this is amusing and
interesting for the first 45 minutes or so, it quickly becomes obvious that the idea
works much better in comedy than it does in action. In fact, it is a self-defeating idea. If you
can live the same day over and over, changing things until you get them right,
then there is no threat. Yes, at some point the repeat cycle is broken, but
only after I had quit caring. It’s just as well; the second half of the movie
is much worse than the first, becoming such a by-the-numbers Hollywood action
movie that I actually groaned a couple of times.
Probably
the biggest disappoint for me was the infantry battlesuits which gives the
movie its distinctive look. These prove to be mostly irrelevant to the story,
in fact they are discarded before the end. However, for most of the time they
are on screen, they look kind of ridiculous. Only the main characters are
actually shown to be combat effective in them, and Tom Cruise only in the later
part of the movie. Everyone else looks weighed-down and generally immobile.
This is believable enough, obviously they are trying to turn a soldier into a
tank, but if this is the case, why are they using them like infantry, in a
D-Day-like assault the beaches attack, where the suits are more harm than good?
It
is now safe to say that Tom Cruise has used up all of the sci-fi goodwill he
got from War of the Worlds.
Major by Rick Shelly
In
the world of literature, I just finished reading Major by Rick Shelly. This is book
four of a seven book series that follows a mercenary soldier up through the
ranks. I have not read the earlier books, but this didn’t make any major
difference to the plot. That said, if I had read the earlier books, I wonder if
I ever would have made it to this one.
Rick
Shelly is not a bad wordsmith, in fact, his prose was so smooth and engaging
that it kept me reading a lot longer than the plot warranted. The truth is,
very little happens in the book. The first four chapters are taken up with the
main character sitting on a court martial. It’s interesting enough, but there
are no real twists, no surprises, and the whole thing proves irrelevant to the
rest of the book. Several chapters of family life and day-to-day routine later,
the hero is finally sent out on assignment. A chapter in transport. A chapter
meeting the guys who hired him. A chapter looking over the temporary barracks.
A chapter meeting the officer in charge of the men he’s hired to train... well
you get the idea. By the time there was some action, I’d kind of dozed
off.
I
accept that this book is probably a decently accurate version of what a soldier’s
life is really like, but I’m not reading this kind of book to hear about
ordinary days!
Well,
I’ll keep looking.